Press Kit (EPK) – Jesus Loves You (but hates me)

Below you’ll find marketing materials to use for publicizing the show Jesus Loves You! (but hates me). Please let us know if you need anything else. For booking inquiries, use this form. Or contact Mike directly at 970-462-7765 or mike at jesuslovesyoushow dot com. Thanks for your interest!

Link to Promo Video to embed on your website

Thea’s Short Bio (PDF; long version here)

The “One-Sheet” (PDF)

Audience Testimonials (PDF)

Press Release: Generic (PDF)

Press Release: Editable (Word doc)

11 x 17 Poster (PDF; editable PSD file available)

11 x 17 Poster: Write-in (PDF)

Photos & Images

Thea Deley’s Headshots (click image to download 300 dpi version)Photos by Mike Maxwell
Live Show Shots (click image to download 300 dpi version)Photos by Heather Newman

Live Show Shots (click image to download 300 dpi version)Photos by David Shinn	Not-so-Virgin Mary now, am I?!
	Thea makes peace with the Jesus from her childhood, but not until after she’s told him a thing a two.
	Audience member Mary rejoices at having her virginity restored! You’ll get your chance during the show, too.
	It got so confusing–which Bible should Thea read? There are more than 3,000 versions!
	As a child, Thea was terrified to do anything wrong. After all, GOD SEES all.
	Mrs. F is not happy to learn she must teach an abstinence course this year at your local high school. Why? Mrs. F thinks SEX ROCKS!
	Youth Pastor Irv can save you from hell and damnation! There’s just one catch. Bobble Head Jesus watches over the money tables.
Logos — various versions